Welcome to my world, where I drink too much, fail to get out of my bathrobe on most weekend mornings, and attempt to go into hot tubs nude whenever given the opportunity (and regardless of the company).
My name is Chelsea. I live to serve a legislative data company and my cat, Lilly. I live with my husband (yeah I know, what a lucky asshole), Seth, just north of Boston. We enjoy watching terrible old sci-fi movies and eating various forms of aquatic life.
I'm a feminist apatheist with a penchant for elaborate hair accessories, fried food, anything with tulle or sequins, midcentury modern furniture, vodka and dancing.
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